Can I Interest You in a Fake Tooth with Your Whopper

So, you may have been wondering where I've been lately and why I haven't posted but once this week. I was actually employing a marketing technique known as deprivation research. Like when Burger King got rid of the whopper from it's menu for a while. The end result: outrage and a record boost in whopper sandwiches. I was hoping for a small vigil of blog supporters myself, as well as an increase in readership, but all I ended up with was the usual comment from my next-door neighbor (thanks Nate!) and an email from Google stating they were revoking my advertising contract due to too many invalid "clicks." Not exactly the response I was hoping for.

Okay, seriously, I made a brief and unexpected trip to South Florida to visit the BEST dentists in the State (Southport Dental in Port St. Lucie)! I had a tooth emergency. And while a missing tooth here and there usually would go quite unnoticed here in Jacksonville, being originally from West Palm Beach I could not possibly wait until my next scheduled trip down there to have it replaced.

So to make it up to you, I will be writing on a weekend. Yes, a few more Fox Fixes for your leisurely Sunday afternoon. Enjoy!